By no means belief a enterprise raccoon in a good sweater.
Animal Crossing is a traditional online game franchise liked by many players in all places as a result of it’s an enthralling and enjoyable good time. It is usually not liked by different many players in all places as a result of it’s gradual and you’ll’t use weapons. To be honest, weapons would in all probability make Animal Crossing simpler since you might rob individuals for cash as an alternative of shaking bushes, however one character in Animal Crossing who doesn’t want a gun to rob individuals is nefarious bandit and actual property mogul Tom Nook. Tom Nook is technically lovable as a result of he has a wiggly nostril and clothes like he’s learn all the Wheel of Time books, however this rubbish consuming river bear is definitely a complete monster and right here’s why.
Tom Nook Forces Orphan Homeless Kids to Dwell in Cement Prisons
Upon arriving in your new Animal Crossing city – alone and with none household – Tom Nook instantly takes benefit of you by providing you a starter residence. It’s both a dirty wooden shack or a flimsy tent in the midst of winter and it has no furnishings in it. He then costs you lots of of 1000’s of to make it livable.
He Prices A $250 Look Price Simply to Sit in a Chair
In Animal Crossing Pocket Camp, Tom Nook doesn’t even run a enterprise as a result of he’s too busy charging cash for look charges like a retired 90’s b-movie actor at Comedian Con. For 250 leaf tickets, Tom Nook will sit in a director’s chair in your entrance garden and mainly simply go to sleep as a result of he doesn’t care about you or your cash.
He Helps Youngster Labor and Actually Solely Hires Kids
Timmy and Tommy Nook are similar twin raccoon youngsters who work in Tom Nook’s shops, usually by means of early mornings and late nights. Are they his sons? Nephews? Small cousins? I don’t know. All I do know is that they’re actually youngsters and that’s extremely unlawful.
He’s Principally A GameStop That You Additionally Owe Mortgage To
Tom Nook buys and sells new and used gadgets, which means you’ll be able to stroll into his store, purchase a brand new rug for 3 grand after which instantly promote it again to him for like, $1200 bucks, like a GameStop. Now think about if you happen to additionally mortgaged your house from Gamestop, so on high of them ripping you off on trade-ins, in addition they stated stuff like “You owe us $700,00zero for residence loans and roof upkeep.” That’s Tom Nook, a human GameStop who additionally sells homes.
He Undoubtedly Makes use of Web Explorer As His Default Net Browser
Right here is a photograph of Tom Nook in his bizarre residence workplace, presumably purveying naughty web sites and sending lewd emails to different animals. Take a look at that desk. Take a look at that pc. Take a look at this dude. He undoubtedly makes use of Web Explorer. Most likely has all types of viruses and peculiar spam pop-ups and always asks his youngsters to repair his pc as a result of “it’s too gradual” and “the e-mail doesn’t work.” Simply disgusting. Web Explorer is a horrible internet browser that ought to solely be used to obtain a greater internet browser.
Anyway, apart from these issues about Tom Nook, I actually love Animal Crossing. Why do you assume Tom Nook is a monster? Tell us within the feedback.
Brian Altano is a bunch and producer at IGN who is usually simply joking right here as a result of Tom Nook is truthfully fairly rattling lovable. Observe Brian on Twitter proper right here.